Where are all the Turtles???

I decided to venture out today, boxing day, because we have a dinner to go to tonight and I wanted to give a box of Turtles to our host as a thank you.
I knew I shouldn't have done it, but like a magnet to metal, I hit Wal-mart. I'm sure I don't have to paint a picture of how crazy it was. But I had my list and a limited amount of time so I dove in. After weaving my way through annoying people I finally found the chocolates section, all I could see was the cheap chocolates that nobody wants, but then in the horizon I spotted the Turtle boxes, I ran over and they were all empty, people were circling like ants at a picnic. Boxes were being heaved off the high shelves and shook to see if any were left, and there weren't. Absolutely disgusted I turned to leave and there, squeezed in between some empty boxes was a small box of turtles. I grabbed it and headed for the pay out and lo and behold my eye gravitated to yet another box stuffed beside a cash register.
What started out as a bad judgment on my part to enter Wal-mart ended with sweet chocolate, caramel and pecans dancing in my mouth, but only I few, I'm trying to control myself.
Toodles~