~Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
~Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
~Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
~If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
~If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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